1 00:00:04,070 --> 00:00:14,080 * 2 00:00:14,110 --> 00:00:27,120 * 3 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:29,090 Good evening. 4 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:31,230 It is always pleasant 5 00:00:31,260 --> 00:00:35,230 to greet old customers. 6 00:00:35,260 --> 00:00:37,170 As you know, 7 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:40,000 I have always been a great believer 8 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,500 that there is safety in numbers, 9 00:00:42,540 --> 00:00:47,310 provided those numbers are preceded by dollar signs. 10 00:00:47,340 --> 00:00:49,940 Working in a bank has also taught me 11 00:00:49,980 --> 00:00:52,110 a great deal about people. 12 00:00:52,150 --> 00:00:55,280 Most of them don't seem to be able to fill out 13 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:59,020 our withdrawal slips properly. 14 00:00:59,050 --> 00:01:01,560 Here is one I handled recently, 15 00:01:01,590 --> 00:01:03,660 a typical example. 16 00:01:03,690 --> 00:01:07,400 He didn't even attempt to use our form, 17 00:01:07,430 --> 00:01:09,730 but made one of his own. 18 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:13,130 At the top, he has printed, 19 00:01:13,170 --> 00:01:16,170 "This is a hold-up." 20 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:18,610 Below that, he's written, 21 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:22,810 "Put $5,000 in a brown paper sack, 22 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:25,210 and hand it to me." 23 00:01:25,250 --> 00:01:28,180 He didn't even sign his name, 24 00:01:28,220 --> 00:01:30,350 but I honored it. 25 00:01:30,390 --> 00:01:32,690 I recognized him as the president 26 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:36,120 of the bank across the street. 27 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:39,690 Tonight's drama is concerned with a bank. 28 00:01:39,730 --> 00:01:43,500 The commercial is about money. 29 00:01:43,530 --> 00:01:47,670 That's what our sponsor makes, you know. 30 00:01:55,110 --> 00:02:05,090 * 31 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:13,060 * 32 00:02:13,060 --> 00:02:13,860 Mr. Tritt. 33 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:15,530 Ah, thank you. 34 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:21,170 * 35 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:22,500 Mr. Logan. 36 00:02:22,540 --> 00:02:30,250 * 37 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:33,680 -Colonel Binns. -Thank you. 38 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:35,250 Hmm. 39 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,690 Ham looks awfully fat this morning. 40 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:41,390 * 41 00:02:41,420 --> 00:02:42,590 Mrs. Merrell! 42 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:44,190 Mrs. Merrell. 43 00:02:44,230 --> 00:02:47,300 * 44 00:02:47,330 --> 00:02:49,800 There's something wrong with this egg. 45 00:02:49,830 --> 00:02:51,570 I beg your pardon, Colonel Binns? 46 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:53,800 This egg is fertile. 47 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,270 Well, really, Colonel Binns? 48 00:02:56,300 --> 00:02:58,140 Would you mind getting the doorbell? 49 00:02:58,170 --> 00:03:00,940 I'm sure it's a telegram for Mr. Tritt. 50 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,080 * 51 00:03:03,110 --> 00:03:05,710 Could it be from your bank, Mr. Tritt? 52 00:03:05,750 --> 00:03:08,480 Possibly they want to make you president. 53 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:11,050 (laughing) 54 00:03:11,050 --> 00:03:12,150 Mr. Logan, 55 00:03:12,190 --> 00:03:14,220 if that is another telegram from you, 56 00:03:14,260 --> 00:03:17,130 I shall slap your face. 57 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:20,430 (silverware clanking) 58 00:03:20,460 --> 00:03:23,630 (paper rustling) 59 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:38,350 * 60 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:51,790 When are you going to give me back my $200? 61 00:03:51,830 --> 00:03:54,700 Mr. Logan, we had this all out 10 months ago. 62 00:03:54,730 --> 00:03:56,800 I did not steal $200 from you. 63 00:03:56,830 --> 00:03:58,630 You stole it and you know it. 64 00:03:58,670 --> 00:04:01,340 Excuse me, Mr. Logan, we're both going to be late. 65 00:04:01,370 --> 00:04:04,310 I had $324 in my hand that day. 66 00:04:04,340 --> 00:04:08,080 When you entered the amount in my account, it was $124. 67 00:04:08,110 --> 00:04:09,310 Remember, Mr. Logan, 68 00:04:09,340 --> 00:04:11,910 my cash balanced when you came back and complained. 69 00:04:11,950 --> 00:04:13,150 Well, of course it balanced. 70 00:04:13,180 --> 00:04:14,950 You'd made a mistake in somebody else's account 71 00:04:15,050 --> 00:04:18,350 and then you used my $200 to try to cover up your mistake. 72 00:04:18,390 --> 00:04:20,090 You thought I was just an absent-minded professor 73 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:21,160 and I wouldn't notice. 74 00:04:21,190 --> 00:04:24,090 Well, I did notice, Mr. Tritt, I did notice. 75 00:04:24,130 --> 00:04:28,300 Mr. Logan, I'm going to go a long, long way in the bank. 76 00:04:28,330 --> 00:04:31,270 I cannot afford to make a mistake. 77 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:33,670 I'll get you, Mr. Tritt. 78 00:04:33,700 --> 00:04:37,540 I don't like to be had. 79 00:04:37,570 --> 00:04:39,440 Goodbye, Mr. Logan. 80 00:04:39,470 --> 00:04:42,140 * 81 00:04:42,180 --> 00:04:44,180 Goodbye, Mr. Tritt. 82 00:04:44,210 --> 00:04:46,250 * 83 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:47,580 Always happy to be of service. 84 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:50,250 Come see us again. 85 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:53,090 Goodbye. 86 00:04:53,090 --> 00:04:55,660 (footsteps) 87 00:04:55,690 --> 00:04:56,490 Mr. Pinkson. 88 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:58,090 Well, have a good Thanksgiving? 89 00:04:58,090 --> 00:04:59,430 Yes, thanks. 90 00:04:59,460 --> 00:05:01,600 I have some bonds I'd like to cash. 91 00:05:01,630 --> 00:05:04,030 Sure, come in. 92 00:05:04,070 --> 00:05:07,270 Cashing in quite a few, aren't you? 93 00:05:07,300 --> 00:05:08,170 Well, yes. 94 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:09,300 My mother's in the hospital. 95 00:05:09,340 --> 00:05:10,740 She had an operation about 10 months ago. 96 00:05:10,770 --> 00:05:13,740 I've been sort of dipping into my bonds ever since. 97 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:15,380 Just a minute, I'll call Mr. Tritt. 98 00:05:15,410 --> 00:05:17,250 -Mr. Tritt? -Yes, he does that now. 99 00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:18,910 We've moved him up to the first cage. 100 00:05:18,950 --> 00:05:20,320 Oh, he's an up-and-comer. 101 00:05:20,350 --> 00:05:23,650 He'll be vice-president next. 102 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:24,820 Oh, Mr. Tritt, please. 103 00:05:24,850 --> 00:05:29,420 Mr. Logan wants to cash some bonds. 104 00:05:29,460 --> 00:05:31,530 Mr. Tritt will be right with you. 105 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:32,730 Thank you. 106 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:39,730 * 107 00:05:39,770 --> 00:05:42,240 Oh yes, yes, I'm still listening. 108 00:05:42,270 --> 00:05:52,280 * 109 00:05:52,310 --> 00:06:02,360 * 110 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:12,300 * 111 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:22,380 * 112 00:06:22,380 --> 00:06:27,650 * 113 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:30,390 Mr. Logan, I-- 114 00:06:30,420 --> 00:06:33,150 I understand you have some bonds you want to cash? 115 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:39,460 Are you all right? 116 00:06:39,490 --> 00:06:41,300 Yes. 117 00:06:41,330 --> 00:06:42,460 Yes, I'm fine. 118 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:45,670 You sure you don't want me to call a doctor? 119 00:06:45,700 --> 00:06:47,300 No, I'm fine. 120 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:49,070 Mr. Logan, what is it? 121 00:06:49,070 --> 00:06:51,140 I've never seen you look so happy before. 122 00:06:51,170 --> 00:06:52,710 Yes. 123 00:06:52,740 --> 00:06:54,540 Yes! 124 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:55,880 Mr. Logan. 125 00:06:55,910 --> 00:06:58,880 Mr. Logan, don't you want to cash your bonds? 126 00:06:58,910 --> 00:07:00,780 I'll be back. 127 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:02,380 I'll be back! 128 00:07:02,420 --> 00:07:11,660 * 129 00:07:11,690 --> 00:07:13,760 Yes, sir? 130 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:14,930 I need a gun. 131 00:07:15,030 --> 00:07:16,200 For what age boy, sir? 132 00:07:16,230 --> 00:07:18,430 Well, it's for me. 133 00:07:18,470 --> 00:07:19,870 Oh, actually, I want a revolver. 134 00:07:19,900 --> 00:07:21,370 It doesn't have to shoot or anything. 135 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:22,800 It just has to look real. 136 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:24,110 It's for a play. 137 00:07:24,140 --> 00:07:27,110 Have you seen these plastic guns? 138 00:07:27,140 --> 00:07:28,710 Does that look real? 139 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:30,810 All you have to do is hold it in the palm of your hand, 140 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:33,180 and you can make anyone believe. 141 00:07:33,210 --> 00:07:36,850 Just hold it in the palm of your hand? 142 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:46,900 * 143 00:07:46,930 --> 00:07:52,200 * 144 00:07:52,230 --> 00:07:54,900 Mr. Logan, you want to cash those bonds now? 145 00:07:54,940 --> 00:07:56,740 Yes, if you'd be so kind. 146 00:07:56,770 --> 00:07:59,110 Very well, I'll get the bond chart. 147 00:07:59,140 --> 00:08:09,150 * 148 00:08:09,180 --> 00:08:16,520 * 149 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:18,430 Now let's see, there's 325. 150 00:08:18,460 --> 00:08:22,660 That's $67 and 25 cents. 151 00:08:22,700 --> 00:08:27,040 Perhaps, we'd just better double check to be sure. 152 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:30,070 $67 and 25 cents, exactly. 153 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:32,240 Thank you, Mr. Tritt. 154 00:08:32,270 --> 00:08:36,910 Now, there is one more thing you can get for me, Mr. Tritt. 155 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:38,710 What's that? 156 00:08:38,750 --> 00:08:42,420 $10,000 in $20 bills. 157 00:08:42,450 --> 00:08:43,820 Ten thou-- 158 00:08:43,850 --> 00:08:47,290 * 159 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:50,330 You just go to your cage and get the money. 160 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:51,390 Come now, Mr. Logan. 161 00:08:51,430 --> 00:08:53,630 Can't, can't we just talk this over? 162 00:08:53,660 --> 00:08:54,730 Put the money in a bag, 163 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:57,930 bring it back and put it here on the table. 164 00:08:57,970 --> 00:08:59,700 All right, Mr. Logan, you-- 165 00:08:59,730 --> 00:09:04,210 Just sit there, just sit right there. 166 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:05,570 I'll get it for you. 167 00:09:05,610 --> 00:09:15,620 * 168 00:09:15,650 --> 00:09:26,230 * 169 00:09:26,260 --> 00:09:27,030 Mr. Pinkson? 170 00:09:27,030 --> 00:09:28,460 Mr. Pinkson, call the guard. 171 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:29,700 He's got a gun in his pocket. 172 00:09:29,730 --> 00:09:31,130 He's coming toward me. 173 00:09:31,170 --> 00:09:36,270 * 174 00:09:36,300 --> 00:09:38,540 I wasn't calling, the phone rang. 175 00:09:38,570 --> 00:09:39,710 It rang for me. 176 00:09:39,740 --> 00:09:41,540 * 177 00:09:41,580 --> 00:09:43,610 Just a minute, I'll put it in a bag. 178 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:52,050 * 179 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:53,720 Okay, put your hands up! 180 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,520 Careful, Lewis, he's armed. 181 00:09:55,560 --> 00:09:58,060 Mr. Logan, I'm sorry about this, but Mr. Tritt tells me 182 00:09:58,060 --> 00:10:00,400 you have attempted an armed robbery. 183 00:10:00,430 --> 00:10:02,560 Mr. Tritt tells you? 184 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:05,670 Mr. Tritt, I fear, is suffering from some persecution complex. 185 00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:07,040 Get his gun, Lewis. 186 00:10:09,770 --> 00:10:11,940 Why, he don't have a gun, Mr. Tritt. 187 00:10:11,970 --> 00:10:13,010 Of course he has. 188 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:16,410 It's right in his overcoat pocket. 189 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:17,710 Let--whoa-- 190 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,790 I'll take it off, Mr. Tritt. 191 00:10:23,820 --> 00:10:26,320 Mr. Tritt, are you quite certain you saw it? 192 00:10:26,350 --> 00:10:28,890 Because if you didn't, this is rather embarrassing. 193 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,560 It's perfectly all right, Mr. Pinkson. 194 00:10:30,590 --> 00:10:33,760 I won't sue. 195 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:34,900 It's here. 196 00:10:34,930 --> 00:10:36,400 It's got to be here! 197 00:10:36,430 --> 00:10:39,230 It's got to be here somewhere. 198 00:10:39,270 --> 00:10:40,440 Mr. Pinkson, if you'd like to make 199 00:10:40,470 --> 00:10:42,440 a more thorough examination, I'd be delighted-- 200 00:10:42,470 --> 00:10:43,510 Good Heavens, no, Mr. Logan. 201 00:10:43,540 --> 00:10:45,740 Really, that's not necessary. 202 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:46,680 Glad to. 203 00:10:46,710 --> 00:10:50,350 I beg you, sir, pull up your suspenders. 204 00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:52,510 I must ask you to return to your cage now, Mr. Tritt. 205 00:10:52,550 --> 00:10:54,850 You've created quite enough disturbance. 206 00:10:58,820 --> 00:11:02,060 Hope you won't make a complaint about this, Mr. Logan. 207 00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:03,290 The Boston office would-- 208 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:05,590 Well, you know how they are in Boston about a thing like this. 209 00:11:05,630 --> 00:11:06,800 Oh, no, I certainly wouldn't. 210 00:11:06,830 --> 00:11:08,830 After all, it was only some sort of aberration. 211 00:11:08,860 --> 00:11:10,070 No, I certainly wouldn't. 212 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:12,500 If a thing like this were to get around, it, uh, 213 00:11:12,530 --> 00:11:13,670 it could harm his career. 214 00:11:13,700 --> 00:11:17,840 It could, it could indeed. 215 00:11:17,870 --> 00:11:20,240 Well, I must say, that's wonderful of you. 216 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,440 Well, really, what could I do? 217 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:24,480 Christmas, you know? 218 00:11:24,510 --> 00:11:26,210 * 219 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:27,450 Thank you. 220 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:30,920 * 221 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:40,230 * 222 00:11:40,260 --> 00:11:43,970 (whistling) 223 00:11:59,450 --> 00:12:01,120 I might have known. 224 00:12:01,150 --> 00:12:04,820 (whistling continues) 225 00:12:13,230 --> 00:12:15,400 Mr. Pinkson, could I have a few minutes off, please? 226 00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:17,400 I'm a little upset to my stomach. 227 00:12:17,430 --> 00:12:19,870 Too much holiday cheer, Mr. Tritt? 228 00:12:19,900 --> 00:12:23,070 Mr. Logan's outside, I think he wants to cash some bonds. 229 00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:25,240 Just a minute, just a minute. 230 00:12:25,270 --> 00:12:40,120 * 231 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,420 I'm terribly sorry you've been delayed, Mr. Logan. 232 00:12:42,460 --> 00:12:45,090 Mr. Tritt suddenly became unwell. 233 00:12:45,090 --> 00:12:46,830 Did he imagine he saw another gun? 234 00:12:46,860 --> 00:12:49,100 You know, ever since that little incident last month, 235 00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:51,500 he's, uh, he's changed. 236 00:12:51,530 --> 00:12:53,100 I suppose, once you've had an hallucination, 237 00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:54,700 you're always afraid it's going to come back. 238 00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:55,470 Hmm. 239 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:56,640 Now, what can I do for you? 240 00:12:56,670 --> 00:12:57,710 More bonds? 241 00:12:57,740 --> 00:12:59,370 Well, I don't have any business to transact, 242 00:12:59,410 --> 00:13:02,580 I just thought I'd drop in to see if he was all right. 243 00:13:02,610 --> 00:13:05,180 Terribly nice of you, Mr. Logan. 244 00:13:08,550 --> 00:13:12,290 Mr. Tritt, I thought I could drive you home. 245 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:13,620 Drive me? 246 00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,620 Well, yes, I thought possibly with these spells 247 00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:18,790 you've been having, you shouldn't drive. 248 00:13:18,830 --> 00:13:20,900 I'm in excellent shape, Mr. Logan. 249 00:13:23,060 --> 00:13:26,130 Excellent shape. 250 00:13:26,170 --> 00:13:27,470 You know, biologically speaking, 251 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:30,240 that's the most interesting thing about nervous breakdowns. 252 00:13:30,270 --> 00:13:32,070 What do you mean it's the most interesting thing? 253 00:13:32,070 --> 00:13:33,640 Or rather, I should say chemically speaking, 254 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:34,980 because the chemistry involved 255 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:38,210 is exactly the same as we find in the decay of meat. 256 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:39,880 The decay of meat. 257 00:13:39,910 --> 00:13:41,880 Don't be late for supper tonight, Mr. Tritt. 258 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,390 Oyster stew, you know. 259 00:13:43,420 --> 00:13:52,560 * 260 00:13:52,590 --> 00:13:54,860 (doorbell ringing) 261 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:57,130 Oyster stew, everybody. 262 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,970 There should be seven oysters apiece, 263 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,270 unless the cook ate one. 264 00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:04,110 (doorbell ringing) 265 00:14:04,140 --> 00:14:08,880 * 266 00:14:08,910 --> 00:14:13,150 Could that be another telegram for you, Mr. Tritt? 267 00:14:13,180 --> 00:14:16,080 (celery crunching) 268 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:18,450 Celery, Mrs. Bradford? 269 00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:19,550 Thank you. 270 00:14:19,590 --> 00:14:22,360 * 271 00:14:22,390 --> 00:14:24,130 Who took the heart? 272 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:25,760 I took the heart, Mrs. Bradford. 273 00:14:25,790 --> 00:14:26,800 Oh? 274 00:14:26,830 --> 00:14:27,860 Well, you had the heart yesterday. 275 00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:29,260 I haven't had the heart for a month. 276 00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:38,440 * 277 00:14:38,470 --> 00:14:39,440 Oh! 278 00:14:39,470 --> 00:14:42,610 * 279 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:45,080 Well, it's for me! 280 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:48,180 How odd. 281 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:51,590 Only one oyster for me, Colonel Binns. 282 00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:53,290 Only one oyster? 283 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:56,830 Yes, I'm still trying to learn to like them. 284 00:14:56,860 --> 00:14:58,760 I was brought up not to read letters 285 00:14:58,790 --> 00:15:01,030 in the presence of others, Mr. Tritt. 286 00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:04,300 -That's a telegram. -It can wait. 287 00:15:04,330 --> 00:15:06,870 At least we might start the oyster crackers. 288 00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:09,940 It seems as if we're not going to get the stew. 289 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:13,740 (silverware clanking) 290 00:15:15,140 --> 00:15:17,850 You know, that could be something important. 291 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:20,680 It could be a death in your family. 292 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,080 Probably just a goodwill message. 293 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:24,950 It is Christmas, you know. 294 00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:28,160 Why are you so interested in Mr. Logan's business? 295 00:15:28,190 --> 00:15:29,760 Because I know somehow it's for me. 296 00:15:29,790 --> 00:15:31,690 He's, he's taunting me. 297 00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:34,360 Oh, come now, Mr. Tritt. 298 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,830 But, he is. 299 00:15:36,870 --> 00:15:38,770 Why, every day now, he comes in and stands 300 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:42,540 just outside my cage, whistling Christmas carols. 301 00:15:42,570 --> 00:15:44,070 He's hoping I'll make a mistake. 302 00:15:44,070 --> 00:15:47,980 He's hoping I'll make a mistake in my figures and be fired. 303 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,240 That's what this is. 304 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:53,250 It's part of some diabolical scheme to unnerve me. 305 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:54,880 Come now, Mr. Tritt. 306 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:55,920 People will start thinking 307 00:15:55,950 --> 00:15:58,820 you have some sort of persecution complex. 308 00:15:58,850 --> 00:16:02,420 All right then, I'll prove it. 309 00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:04,290 Do you want me to prove it? 310 00:16:11,030 --> 00:16:14,040 Then I won't. 311 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,240 Well then, I will, Mr. Tritt. 312 00:16:16,270 --> 00:16:20,040 (paper rustling) 313 00:16:23,780 --> 00:16:26,680 It's from Mother. 314 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,220 So sweet. 315 00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:30,720 Poor dear. 316 00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:32,590 Flat on her back in the hospital. 317 00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:36,190 Displaced disc, you know. 318 00:16:36,220 --> 00:16:38,530 Her teeth in a glass on the window sill. 319 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:40,160 I beg your pardon? 320 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,970 Why would she keep her teeth in a glass on the window sill? 321 00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:45,430 Well, they need the sunlight. 322 00:16:45,470 --> 00:16:47,800 We all need sunlight. 323 00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:52,970 (paper rustling) 324 00:16:53,070 --> 00:17:07,420 * 325 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:08,860 Good morning, Mr. Pinkson. 326 00:17:08,890 --> 00:17:09,920 Good morning, Mr. Logan. 327 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,360 May I cash some more bonds? 328 00:17:11,390 --> 00:17:13,090 Why, sure. 329 00:17:13,130 --> 00:17:14,800 Come right in. 330 00:17:14,830 --> 00:17:16,400 Lewis, shovel off the walk, will you? 331 00:17:16,430 --> 00:17:17,470 Yes, sir. 332 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:21,240 * 333 00:17:21,270 --> 00:17:22,770 Mr. Tritt? 334 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:25,070 Mr. Logan would like to cash some bonds. 335 00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:35,120 * 336 00:17:35,150 --> 00:17:45,190 * 337 00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:51,530 * 338 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:54,670 Now, here we go again, Mr. Tritt. 339 00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:58,640 * 340 00:17:58,670 --> 00:18:01,610 Now go to your cage, get the $10,000, 341 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:03,180 put it in an envelope 342 00:18:03,210 --> 00:18:05,010 and this time, bring it to me. 343 00:18:05,010 --> 00:18:15,020 * 344 00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:25,070 * 345 00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:35,040 * 346 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:46,320 * 347 00:18:46,350 --> 00:18:48,320 Put the envelope on the table. 348 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:49,920 Continue with the bonds. 349 00:18:49,960 --> 00:19:00,000 * 350 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:03,340 Now, Mr. Tritt, if you make any signal at all 351 00:19:03,370 --> 00:19:05,010 before I get out of the bank, 352 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:07,880 I'll put a bullet in you. 353 00:19:07,910 --> 00:19:09,810 Right there. 354 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,310 Now, get back to your cage. 355 00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:21,360 * 356 00:19:21,390 --> 00:19:28,400 * 357 00:19:28,430 --> 00:19:30,170 (door slamming) 358 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:40,210 * 359 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:48,420 * 360 00:19:48,450 --> 00:19:49,380 (banging) 361 00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:52,050 Thief, thief, thief, thief, thief! 362 00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:54,090 Mr. Pinkson, Mr. Pinkson! 363 00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,060 It's a hold-up! 364 00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:55,960 Thief, Lewis! 365 00:19:56,060 --> 00:19:58,830 Lewis, Lewis, it's Mr. Logan! 366 00:19:58,860 --> 00:19:59,730 I've caught him! 367 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:00,960 Hurray, I've caught him! 368 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:01,900 It's Mr. Logan. 369 00:20:01,930 --> 00:20:02,800 Go get him! 370 00:20:02,830 --> 00:20:05,030 We finally caught him, I caught him! 371 00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:07,470 (whistling) 372 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:11,040 All right, put up your hands. 373 00:20:11,070 --> 00:20:12,610 Well, gentlemen, here we are again. 374 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:14,780 He's got it, he's got $10,000 in $20s 375 00:20:14,810 --> 00:20:16,180 right in that bag. 376 00:20:16,210 --> 00:20:19,680 Please, Mr. Tritt, don't start this again, for your own sake. 377 00:20:19,710 --> 00:20:22,050 Snatch the bag, Lewis, snatch it! 378 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:24,390 Now really, Mr. Pinkson, if I had robbed your bank, 379 00:20:24,420 --> 00:20:25,820 do you think I'd be standing right here 380 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:27,020 in front of it like an idiot? 381 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:28,560 He has a point there, Mr. Tritt. 382 00:20:28,590 --> 00:20:30,790 Well, he has the money, Mr. Pinkson. 383 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:33,360 Mr. Logan, do you mind if we look in your bag? 384 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,560 No, no indeed. 385 00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:51,150 * 386 00:20:51,180 --> 00:20:58,090 * 387 00:20:58,120 --> 00:20:59,750 Please, please, Mr. Logan, not in the street. 388 00:20:59,790 --> 00:21:00,790 I insist. 389 00:21:00,820 --> 00:21:02,390 But, Mr. Logan, it's practically zero. 390 00:21:02,420 --> 00:21:04,290 It's not a question of temperature, Mr. Pinkson, 391 00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:05,430 it's a question of honor. 392 00:21:05,460 --> 00:21:06,760 Mr. Logan, I beg you. 393 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:07,760 It's in the snow. 394 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,100 He's hidden it in the snow. 395 00:21:10,130 --> 00:21:13,900 * 396 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:14,940 What a shame. 397 00:21:14,970 --> 00:21:16,440 He was such a nice chap. 398 00:21:16,470 --> 00:21:20,280 -Lewis, call a doctor. -Yes, sir. 399 00:21:20,310 --> 00:21:21,740 Mr. Pinkson, do you think we could 400 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:24,510 go back into the bank now and finish up with the bonds? 401 00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:25,750 Certainly, Mr. Logan. 402 00:21:25,780 --> 00:21:27,720 Just let me take care of him. 403 00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:31,590 * 404 00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:33,890 Mr. Tritt? 405 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:34,960 Mr. Tritt! 406 00:21:34,990 --> 00:21:36,990 * 407 00:21:37,090 --> 00:21:38,330 Mr. Tritt? 408 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:48,370 * 409 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:58,850 * 410 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:02,680 I'm terribly sorry you've been treated this way, Mr. Logan. 411 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:05,620 Now, shall we continue with the bonds? 412 00:22:05,650 --> 00:22:09,290 * 413 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:18,900 The ham looks awfully fat this morning. 414 00:22:18,930 --> 00:22:23,170 No eggs, thank you, Mrs. Merrell. 415 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,340 I hear Mr. Tritt's getting out soon. 416 00:22:25,370 --> 00:22:26,470 Yes. 417 00:22:26,510 --> 00:22:28,910 The psychiatrist says he's perfectly sane. 418 00:22:28,940 --> 00:22:31,810 He can answer every question they ask him, 419 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,780 except where the money is. 420 00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:37,620 Ah, he's a sly one, he is. 421 00:22:37,650 --> 00:22:39,390 Oh, where's Mr. Logan? 422 00:22:39,420 --> 00:22:41,390 He had his breakfast early this morning. 423 00:22:41,420 --> 00:22:43,320 Said he had some papers to prepare. 424 00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:44,090 Hmm. 425 00:22:44,090 --> 00:22:46,590 (typewriter clicking) 426 00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:51,230 "Dear Mr. Pinkson, I have a dreadful admission. 427 00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:54,500 Some 10 months ago, I made a mistake, and to cover it, 428 00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:57,740 I took $200 from a customer's deposit. 429 00:22:57,770 --> 00:23:00,510 This first crime led to my second crime, 430 00:23:00,540 --> 00:23:04,780 the stealing of $10,000, which I am now returning by mail 431 00:23:04,810 --> 00:23:09,450 minus, of course, the $200 for which I have made restitution. 432 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:11,050 Sincerely..." 433 00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:21,560 * 434 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,500 "William..." 435 00:23:23,530 --> 00:23:26,940 * 436 00:23:26,970 --> 00:23:28,670 "Tritt." 437 00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:38,710 * 438 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:44,190 * 439 00:23:44,220 --> 00:23:45,520 Thank you, Lewis, and don't forget, 440 00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:48,720 that cash shipment from Boston arrives at 3:00. 441 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,090 Yes, sir. 442 00:23:51,090 --> 00:23:52,090 Mr. Pinkson. 443 00:23:52,090 --> 00:23:54,800 Mr. Logan, what do you think has happened now? 444 00:23:54,830 --> 00:23:56,130 Really, I can't imagine. 445 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:57,730 Well, yesterday, except for $200, 446 00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:59,730 we got the money back in the mail. 447 00:23:59,770 --> 00:24:01,240 I called Mr. Tritt, of course, 448 00:24:01,270 --> 00:24:04,170 and you know, he not only denied having taken the money, 449 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:05,910 he denied having returned it. 450 00:24:05,940 --> 00:24:08,080 Oh, dear, he is confused. 451 00:24:08,110 --> 00:24:10,550 Mentally quite unstable, I'm afraid. 452 00:24:10,580 --> 00:24:14,550 Needless to say, we're dropping him. 453 00:24:14,580 --> 00:24:24,060 * 454 00:24:27,260 --> 00:24:32,470 And almost everyone lived happily ever after. 455 00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:35,470 Closing time is almost upon us. 456 00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:37,710 I must count up the money. 457 00:24:37,740 --> 00:24:39,470 You watch the following, 458 00:24:39,510 --> 00:24:42,080 after which I'll be back. 459 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,580 Here, ladies and gentlemen, 460 00:24:43,610 --> 00:24:47,520 is the alternate ending to tonight's story. 461 00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:55,620 Well, you pays your money and you takes your choice. 462 00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:58,260 I haven't been able to balance my books, 463 00:24:58,290 --> 00:25:01,400 so I'm taking my work home with me. 464 00:25:01,430 --> 00:25:04,030 I'm very conscientious that way. 465 00:25:04,030 --> 00:25:06,130 I hope you'll tune in next week, 466 00:25:06,170 --> 00:25:08,700 when we shall have another story. 467 00:25:08,740 --> 00:25:10,740 Until then, goodnight.